Men Are So Hard To Please....

The problems with GUYS:

If u treat him NICELY,he say u r IN LOVE with him;

If u DON'T,he say u r PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely,he say u r trying to LURE him;

If u DON'T,he says u r from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him,he says u r STUBBORN;

If u keep QUITE,he says u have no BRAINS.

If u r SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;

If he is SMARTER than u,he is GREAT.

If u don't LOVE him,he tries to POSSESS u;

If u LOVE him,he will try to LEAVE u (very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE with him,he says u don't LOVE him;

If u DO!!he says u r CHEAP.

If u tell him ur PROBLEM,he says u r TROUBLESOME;

If u DON'T,he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him,u r like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u,it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK ur PROMISE,u cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE,u r a BAD GIRL;

If he SMOKES,he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in ur exam,he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL,it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him,u r CRUEL;

If he HURTS u,u r too SENSITIVE.

Y BOYS R SO HARD TO PLEASE?????